No, you can’t water plants with motor oil

by VerifiedTard

28 Comments

  1. ConstipatedNinja

    Look, if vegetables go well with a balsamic reduction, why wouldn’t my plants?

  2. ShinyUnicornPoo

    But I work in an auto shop, my plants thrive on motor oil and a brake dust fertilizer!

  3. Emily_Porn_6969

    The darkness deep in the hearts of men, festers and when unleashed becomes all consuming and conquering all good and green everywhere .

  4. Time to call an exorcist. Or a plumber. Maybe both.

  5. SlightSusurration

    Seriously though, what the hell was it?

  6. curiousgirls

    This is just ectoplasm. A little sage should do the trick.

  7. blanketsandplants

    Has OP managed to make fossil fuels from severe root rot šŸ˜†

  8. Trini1113

    But if you do, please use clean motor oil, not the leftovers from your oil change that was six months overdue.

  9. This is the plant getting rid of its extra color so it can vaginatešŸ˜jealous!!

  10. Bullshit_Conduit

    It’s either ARMUS or Black Blood or the Earth.

  11. Neither-Attention940

    If I recall correctly .. this is actually just very gross water that has pooled in the bottom, got nasty, and then spilled out.

    Or Hersheys syrup. I can’t tell šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

  12. perplexedparallax

    That looks like when my coffee maker overflows.

  13. waryinsomnious

    The plant is slowly turning into zombie..

  14. DonJuanDoja

    Gonna throw a wild guess and say whoever ā€œmadeā€ the soil, used some kinda dye or something to make it look blacker and richer. Now it’s seeping out with the water.

  15. closefarhere

    When I was like 20 (and only visited my moms farm with her new hubby occasionally) I had to chastise my mom for being fucking dumb enough to think that dumping motor oil on the ground where the gravel was and they didn’t want weeds in, was fine. I asked her how many years she’d been doing that and she said since they moved in. 7 god damned years of multiple vehicles, tractors, and miscellaneous oil dumped. I asked her what she thinks is going to happen when the oil reaches the water table and is pulled up by the well. It was like I hit her in the head with a shovel she was so dumbfounded she never thought of it. Now, if it isn’t already affecting the property, some poor hobby farm/dairy farm family will be fucked with not enough land to move the well. Water is tested for dairy farms to keep contaminants out of the food supply, it’ll the oil gets to the well, they’d lose licensing. My dad swears that EVERY farmer disposes of oil that way!

    OPs dirt looks straight outta the dirt on our farm.

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  16. RedSparrow1971

    So my weekend booking of Jiffy Lube for all my plants should be cancelled?

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